Why I Hate Large Mouth Bass

I may have broken a Bass Fishing record last night at the marina. Oh, that's the record for the SMALLEST LARGE MOUTH BASS ever caught! I could not get my lures past the little guys! When the lure hit the water "POW" it was a Large Mouth Bass Frenzy... but they were tiny! I felt so guilty, like I caught a couple of smurfs by mistake.

Catching a Large Mouth Bass... sure, It sounds exciting, every cast nets a fish. The lure hits the water, sinks a few inches, boom, caught a bass... but they were so pityful. It was like Oliver Twist grabbing oatmeal and then suddenly being dragged across the orphanage floor by his mouth! I've found that I've suddenly developed a hatred for large mouth bass.

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